Very well then…!

And did you know:

He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.

(Benjamin Franklin)

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

(Mark Twain)

Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs.

(Martha Scott)

When a man’s dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.

(Mark Twain)

And finally, there was this:

My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food off my plate…