Thursday, 25. February 2010 |
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Sunday, 14. February 2010 |
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Belgian satire magazine Humo came up with these controversial advertisements.
Their slogan: "Reading Humo can have serious consequences." The 1st one shows how American Soldiers caught the late Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, because he was distracted by reading Humo. The 2nd one portrays 2 pilots which were so immersed in the magazine, that they overlooked the twin towers. The 3rd ad is about a nose-job going wrong. You can see the surgeon grabbing late Popstar Michael Jackson’s nose. And finally the 4th advertisment shows a guard being distracted by reading Humo magazine, shortly before the 35th President of America, John F. Kennedy was shot to death. |
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Friday, 5. February 2010 |
Nobody stays virgin - life fucks everybody…!
Probably inspired by Kurt Cobain’s "Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all."
Henry Rollins said:
Half of life is fucking up; the other half is dealing with it.
(Henry Rollins)
Then, there was this revealing quote by David Jay:
Show me anyone, sexual or asexual, who isn’t in some way fucked up and I’ll gag, …The question she should be asking herself is not, "Am I fucked up?" but, "Do I need sex to be happy?"
It doesn’t sound like she does, but the question is probably worth exploring with a best friend and a six-pack. If she concludes that she needs sex in her life, then there’s an industry that will be more than happy to serve her."(David Jay)
And finally see what John Wilkes had to say centuries ago about the subject…:
Life can then little else supply but a few good fucks and then you die.
(John Wilkes - 1725-1797)
Ultrafeel.tv loves to hear from you. Does life really fuck everybody…? Your comment is welcome and encouraged. Pura vida!
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Monday, 1. February 2010 |
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Apple Computer’s brandnew iPad has some serious shortcomings… At least your private hightech-stone (the iStone), can be used for multi-tasking as for example hunting saber-tooth tigers or knock in a nail. Then again, you might somehow be able to kill your prey with an iPad as well… |
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However, even the iPhone has once been compared to a stone: Neither the iPhone nor the stone can handle MMS messages. You can’t expand memory, neither on the stone nor on the phone. And neither offers a video function.Conclusion by the Brasil newspaper Diario do Nordeste: The iPhone 3G is only hardly better than a stone, as at least it features a touchscreen which the stone is sorely missing! |
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And finally, there is this eye-opening illustration…:
iPad nothing but 4 iPhones sticked together?
And what’s gonna happen in the long-term for the iPhone?
iBoard and then finally: The iMat…!
(via: Begeek.fr - iphone ipad iboard imat)
Nevertheless, the iPad is gonna become a huge success pretty quickly. (Similar to the iPhone: Lot’s of criticism during the run-up; then suddenly one of the best selling smartphones, if not the best, ever.) If you actually will be disappointed by the iPad, take your iStone and stone the freaking pad!
Ultrafeel.tv loves to hear from you. What do you feel about Steve Job’s iPad? Your comment is welcome and encouraged. Pura Vida!
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Wednesday, 20. January 2010 |
| Ever wondered what to talk about after sex?
As is generally known, men and women have different biologicals needs and responses: She may want to bask in the afterglow of your special time together by expressing her hopes and dreams for your future together - whereas it’s in his nature to contemplate a trip to the fridge and then fall into a deep, coma-like sleep with mouth open and snoring, and of course a trail of drool lovingly linking his mouth to her chest. |
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Advice for him: Stay awake for long enough to make her feel loved; speed up the process by making encouraging noises and agreeing to everything she says… Advice for her: Be aware he will be exhausted - after all you gave him more love that he could cope with. So try and keep your talks of hopes and dreams of the future to a minimum… Advice for both: Don’t ruin everything by marking your partner’s performance on a range of factors such as creativity, skill, attendance and effort - never compare this performance to anything or anyone else… |
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Saturday, 9. January 2010 |
| The Dog, its ice cream and the rollerblades. |
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Very well then…! And did you know:
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Sunday, 3. January 2010 |
| The Muppet Show with its hilarious ‘Mahna Mahna’ song from 1969.
The Muppet Show was a British television program by Jim Henson, famous for its outrageous and absurdist slapstick comedy, and particularly for using its puppet characters to create humorous parodies. Each show also featured a human guest star for which many celebrities were eager to perform. Ultrafeel wishes you a blissful and ecstatic 2010! |
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