Yes, diamonds always work like magic…!
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"Wenn sie jetzt nicht sofort abonnieren schalten wir weitere anzeigen…"
Werbung in der Kunstzeitung (Lindinger + Schmid), November 2007.

Die IWC uhr ist fast so schön wie eine frau, nur dass sie richtig tickt…?!
(Plakat der Zürcher Werbeagentur WIRZ)

 
"Diese Anzeige ist sexistisch. Sie reduziert den Mann auf seine IWC…"
(Werbung der Zürcher Werbeagentur WIRZ)

Der slogan "Seit 1868. Und solange es noch Männer gibt." ist nicht erschienen, weil sie dem Auftraggeber nicht männerfreundlich genug oder zu frauenfeindlich waren…

"Baden im Glück."

Dieses plakat des Casino Baden wurde zurückgezogen, weil die darstellung mit einer leicht bekleideten frau die auf einem aufblasbaren delphin reitet, als zu sexistisch beurteilt worden ist.
Aber was soll das? In jeder badi sieht man mehr! Das bild ist kreativ, lustig und verbreitet eine optimistische stimmung, was will mensch mehr von einer guten werbung?! 

 
"Sicher nichts für Frauenhände. Ausser beim Einpacken ins Geschenkpapier."

Zugegeben, diese werbung von Panasonic ist tatsächlich grenzwertig…

 
"Frostbeulen? Da hilft ein Strandurlaub."
Werbe-plakat von l’tur.

Anzeige von Radio NRJ
Nackte brust spielt den plattenteller.

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In what way are women and dinosaurs related?

Artwork (c) Jönie 1999

People usually think that women and dinosaurs are prehistoric worlds apart. Nothing could be further from the truth. See for example Wonderwoman riding a pretty pissed-off looking raptor-dino:

(c) Artwork by Michael Turner

‘When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth‘ by Val Guest starring Victoria Vetri – released in 1970.

And this is probably the worst dinosaur-related babes-who-love-to-show-their-tits-movie ever…:

 
‘Dinosaur Island‘ by Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray from 1994.

According to Badmovieplanet.com the setting of this unimaginably bad movie is an uncharted island in the Pacific Ocean.
The island is filled with both prehistoric animals and a pretty sexy all-female tribe still living in the Stone Age…

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Happy Easter to everybody!

Easter bunnies with daffodils.

Snowdrop flowers in the rays of the sun.

Another Easter bunny…

And yet another one…

And a rather unhappy bunny cat…

And where are those sexy bunnies?

  At least better than Christmas…

Memorable sexy birthday bunny…

Or do you prefer these Easter bunnies?

If so, order these bunny dresses at Lovefancydress.com – easter bunny dress…

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ultrafeel.tv is proud to publish another one of poetess Zayra Yves’ previously undisclosed erotic sensual poems. Relish it!

Abandon to Burning

I take you in where the waters
part then fold again
between the vault of heaven and soul.

You do not die except momentarily
as we collide into a burst of confetti
falling from the sky,
a burst from the juice of cherry.

I am ready for your sweet tongue
on my breasts, I am full
of wine from gods.

Come on, open your mouth,
I know you want to suck taste
the red pink until it leaves a mark of bruise
until we are sore ripe raw clusters
of chance and circumstance.

I want all of you this way
until the slight tongue on tit
will cause me to beg,
writhe for more.

No, do not talk to me of death.
Do not speak of destroying flowers.

Not now with promises of pure touching,
sublime darkness
where you easily harden
against my thigh, torso and lotus garden,
where I call out your name
before a moan.

Come on, plant new seeds of the lover
and beloved
inside the landscape of my body.

I am waiting for you
to drown in an intoxicated kiss of perfume
into the land of forget with a tilt
and rock of body into body.

I can handle your idea of collision
loving into the distant sounds off shore,
as waves of change carve the rocks
beyond recognition,
shape totems from our skin.

I want you to take me, to rip it.
I do not want to remember anyone
except you.  

Go ahead, burn me to the center
of surrender
where you are empty and naked
for all the bravo and smoking.

Just let me have you
as Eros everywhere,
pulling me down into the deep
mythical pools
of a brand new abandon.

Just call out my name.
I am thirsty for you. 
Let me drink.

I promise to lick every inch -
bite, swallow, eat with sea salt,
and draw you in so deep,
your skin will sweat fine jasmine.

I promise to consume you
like the thirty seconds
filling the room with light and shadow
just before we eclipse
one another.

Zayra Yves from San Francisco, California, is an exceptional poetess with a great variety of themes.

Her deep insights into the dualistic nature of life merges with the erotic reunion of the male and female energies into a spiritual, archaic and mystical image of existence.

Her poems are inspiring and uplifting…tender, breathtaking, soft…and steamy! They can take us to that place that longs for love’s magical touch, that place we tend to forget about in the midst of all of life’s clangings and demands.

Discover more of her amazing poetry-art on her site: Zayrayves.com

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